LEVEL 1 / Newbie · Domestic Arts
The Dishwasher Arts
An introduction to loading, unloading and the radical concept of finishing the job.
LESSON 1 · FREE PREVIEW
A machine, not a modern art installation
The dishwasher is a collaboration between water, detergent and the laws of physics. Plates need space. Spray arms need to turn. A bowl containing another bowl is not an efficient use of space; it is a small waterproof bunker.
Scrape food into the bin, check the appliance instructions and place items where water can reach their dirty surfaces. Face bowls downwards. Keep delicate or unsuitable items out. Wood, some plastics and special finishes may require hand washing: the label outranks this university.
LESSON 2 · FREE PREVIEW
The syllabus includes unloading
LESSON 3 · FREE PREVIEW
The viva: do not demand a standing ovation
LESSON 4 · FREE PREVIEW
The mystery bowl investigation
LESSON 5 · FREE PREVIEW
Dinner guests and the capacity problem
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